Series of Unfortunate Events - Volunteer Fire Department (V.F.D.)


If you are interested in committees with happy endings, you would be better off joining another one. In this committee, not only is there no happy ending, there is no happy beginning and very few happy things in the middle. If you are not one of the Luckiest Kids in the World and thus could not participate in The Pony Party!, you should be prepared to utilize Very Fancy Disguises and Very Flammable Detergent, send Volunteer Factual Dispatches, fight Vain Fat Dictators, eat at Veritable French Diners, enjoy Valorous Farm Dairy, and unveil the mystery of the Vessel For Disaccharides while experiencing a Very Fascinating Drama. But be aware: most of everything that will happen to you will be rife with misfortune, misery, and despair. I’m sorry to tell you this, but that is how this committee will go. You have been warned: join us at your own peril.



Your Dais:


Emma McInerny - Chair


Sarah Azzi - Vice-Chair


Émile Lambert-Deslandes - Crisis Director


Nadine Pelaez - Assistant Crisis Director